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@Jockin_JB I like Borders more than I like the library because the books have pretty covers and that’s how I judge books ... By the covers.
@dwax Wow, the interest rate on my ING savings account has dropped from 3.65% 2 yrs ago to 1.1%.
@criss_angel A little bit of tinkle missed the toilet, but levitated right back in. Mindleak!
> @gingerninja90 And what happens with number 2s? MindDump?
>> @criss_angel Don’t be silly, that’s a MindDeuce.
@Cudlitz Dear Congress: Show me you can take care of the medical needs of the men and women of our armed forces. Maybe then you can care for my mom.
@helle1981 Just made my younger cousins listen to Steel Panther. Not sure they were ready for that. #badinfluence.
@jimmyfallon Gatorade ended its relationship with Tiger Woods. They checked his cell phone and found texts from Powerade and Vitamin Water.